Humor: Quips and Quotes

I said, “I love you.”

He asked, “Is that you or the wine talking?”

I said, “It’s me, talking to the wine.”

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It feels amazing to walk into a store and buy whatever I want without looking at the price tag.

Thank you, Dollar Tree.

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Procrastination is totally a good thing. You always have something to do tomorrow, plus you have nothing to do today.

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